err...eh?

Who is this Garry Cook?

Executive Chairman of what? Manchester City Football Club?

Oh...

Well, what do you expect. They are owned by them Arabs. Them dudes with too much money but not much else.

It was reported that Cook met with Kaka’s father and chief adviser, Bosco Leite on Monday, and presented a vision that City thought would appeal to Kaka’s deeply religious side.

Damn! How religious is £100 million?

The proposal fell through Monday night with Milan and the Brazilian announcing that he was staying in Italy.

“If we don’t get Kaka it is not the end of the world, we got Craig Bellamy,” Cook said.

That goon who collects football jerseys?

Blimey!