Monday, September 22, 2008

polite ticians...eh?

When you're idling away, them naughty thoughts tend to get into your head some. Especially when you're watching the Polite Dance Song by The Bird and the Bee. Imagine all those not too young and not too shapely politicians doing them not so politically correct things behind our backs. Be it partying, gambling, money laundering or just doing them naughty with them young thangs. Yeah, everybody've heard about them dirty politicians. And their wayward ways. And their over the top indulgence. Emptying the nation's coffer along the way. Imagine those bastards doing the dance. If not for the fact that the country is going to the dogs because of them, reckon it would be fun.



Title: Polite Dance Song
Artist: The Bird And The Bee
Album: Please Clap Your Hands (2007)

Give it up for me please, put your hands in the air
If you know what's good for you, you wanna shake it like you just don't care
Would you please clap your hands, now get up on your feet
I beg of you to get up and dance, it's such a crazy kick-ass beat

Pardon me, the music is moving, moving from left to right
Apologies for losing my cooling, losing the day to night

Since I'm asking so nice, would you just entertain
There's nothing left to hide you away just show a little bit of brain
Yes that is what I mean, that's the nail that I hit
I try to be as coy as I can but I wanna see your naughty bit

Would you please, would you please
Would you, would you please
(apologies)
(x3)
Would you please clap your hands

Pardon me, the music is moving, moving from left to right
Apologies for losing my cooling, losing the day to night

Would you be nasty with me
Do you like dancing with me
I think we have a very special quality
I want to show it to you
I want to grow it with you
Would you please clap your hands

Pardon me, the music is moving, moving from left to right
Apologies for losing my cooling, losing the day to night

Thursday, September 18, 2008

mercy...eh?

The ruthless and the stoopids are in defensive mode. Insecure politicians are like that. It's in-built. And more will be taken under the blanket of night into ISA camps or shoved into the slammers at Bukit Aman. And even many more will be bullied into submission.

And so this is for them ruthless and stoopids.





Duffy - Mercy

Yeah Yeah Yeah

I love you
but I gotta stay true
my morals got me on my knees
I'm begging please stop playing games

I don't know what this is
cos you got me good
just like you knew you would

I don't know what you do
but you do it well
I’m under your spell

Chorus
You got me begging you for mercy
why won't you release me
you got me begging you for mercy
why won't you release me
I said release me

Now you think that I
will be something on the side
but you got to understand
that I need a man
who can take my hand yes I do

I don't know what this is
but you got me good
just like you knew you would

I don't know what you do
but you do it well
I’m under your spell

You got me begging you for mercy
why won't you release me
You got me begging you for mercy
why won't you release me
I said you’d better release yeah yeah yeah

I'm begging you for mercy
yes why won't you release me
im begging you for mercy

you got me begging
you got me begging
you got me begging

Mercy, why won't you release me
I'm begging you for mercy
why won't you release me

You got me begging you for mercy
I'm begging you for mercy
I'm begging you for mercy
I'm begging you for mercy
I'm begging you for mercy

Why won't you release me yeah yeah
break it down





yeah mister...have mercy and release them...

Monday, September 15, 2008

think...eh?

Life without a PC definitely regresses the mind some! And since the opening ceremony of the Olympics I've been gradually turned into an idiot. By the idiot box. And I had the misfortune to watch them news, by the rabid TV3. The bile some people could come up with. Them idiotic pied pipers and those even moronic blind mice. And suddenly everybody's into agriculture. And suddenly everybody's a national threat. Soon the Prime Minister will preside over Bangladeshis and Nepalese. As Malaysians are deemed as threats unto themselves.

Fortunately there's channel 705 in between 703 and 707, the only channels that manage to preoccupy me interest apart from them Learning and Sports Channels. And there's where I saw this video by The Ting Tings.



The Taring Rings - They're All The Same

Four letter word just to get me along
It's a difficulty and I'm biting on my tongue and I
I keep stalling, keeping me together
People around gotta find something to say now

Holding back, everyday the same
Don't wanna be a loser
Listen to me, oh no
I never say anything at all
But with nothing to consider they forget the game
(ame, ame, ame)

They call him 'Nuar'
They call him 'Khairy'
They call him 'Lah'
They call him 'Najib'
They're all the same
They're all the same
They're all the same
They're all the same

They call him 'Quiet Guy'
But he's a riot
Yo Muhyiddin
Always the same
They're all the same
They're all the same
They're all the same
They're all the same

I miss the catch if they throw me the ball
I'm the last dick standing up against the wall
Keep up, falling, these heels they keep me boring
Getting clamped up and sitting on the fence now

So alone all the time and I
Lock myself away
Listen to me, Oh No!
Although I'm dressed up, out and all with
Everything considered they forget the game
(ame, ame, ame)

They call him 'Bung'
They call him 'Hadi'
They call him 'Kit'
They call him 'Samy'
They're all the same
They're all the same
They're all the same
They're all the same

They call him 'Quiet Guy'
But he's a riot
Yo Razaleigh
Always the same
They're all the same
They're all the same
They're all the same
They're all the same

Are you calling them morons?
Are you calling them stupid?
Are you calling them morons?
Are you calling them stupid?