polite ticians...eh?

When you're idling away, them naughty thoughts tend to get into your head some. Especially when you're watching the Polite Dance Song by The Bird and the Bee. Imagine all those not too young and not too shapely politicians doing them not so politically correct things behind our backs. Be it partying, gambling, money laundering or just doing them naughty with them young thangs. Yeah, everybody've heard about them dirty politicians. And their wayward ways. And their over the top indulgence. Emptying the nation's coffer along the way. Imagine those bastards doing the dance. If not for the fact that the country is going to the dogs because of them, reckon it would be fun.

Title: Polite Dance Song
Artist: The Bird And The Bee
Album: Please Clap Your Hands (2007)

Give it up for me please, put your hands in the air
If you know what's good for you, you wanna shake it like you just don't care
Would you please clap your hands, now get up on your feet
I beg of you to get up and dance, it's such a crazy kick-ass beat

Pardon me, the music is moving, moving from left to right
Apologies for losing my cooling, losing the day to night

Since I'm asking so nice, would you just entertain
There's nothing left to hide you away just show a little bit of brain
Yes that is what I mean, that's the nail that I hit
I try to be as coy as I can but I wanna see your naughty bit

Would you please, would you please
Would you, would you please
(apologies)
(x3)
Would you please clap your hands

Pardon me, the music is moving, moving from left to right
Apologies for losing my cooling, losing the day to night

Would you be nasty with me
Do you like dancing with me
I think we have a very special quality
I want to show it to you
I want to grow it with you
Would you please clap your hands

Pardon me, the music is moving, moving from left to right
Apologies for losing my cooling, losing the day to night