jom bodoh...eh?

I dunno. Reckon that's why God created us differently and then spread us as far as possible from each other so that nobody could easily get on each others' nerves. But being humans, we wanna prove to the Almighty that we're a tad cleverer than His other beings, His plans. We got out of our caves, we created things, we explored the world and we started to get on each others' nerves.

I dunno. Reckon some peeps are born just to go to them Jom Heboh carnivals. Then they die. And if they behaved themselves at them carnivals and didn't miss their Asar and Maghrib, they'd go to heaven. But if they leered at too many cleavages, thought about grasping the many butts on offer, with them g-strings showing 3 inches above the belt, and took home too many freebies, reckon they got to open the door to the red hot room without a view.


So imagine if 17 of these peeps who were born to Jom Bodoh for eternity came to visit one of their clansperson in a 30 bed ward at the Hospital Sultanah Aminah, whose bed unfortunately was next to me mother's. Taking turns being photographed with the sick girl as though she just won the Juara Lagu. Was expecting them to do the naughty on the bed and on the floor at any moment and have their acts recorded on their mobiles and later bluetooth to the whole fucking world but by then everybody from the other beds were looking at them with annoyed sympathy. I haven't seen so much grapes and so many apples since that summer of '86 at that German sounding farm in Adelaide. And the poor girl was to have her vermiform appendix removed the next day. Reckon another half of the clan would be coming over to collect them freebies later.

Reckon that's why God created that many levels of heaven and hell. He knew humans just love to get on each others' nerves, even there.