Saturday, June 28, 2008

wisdom...eh?

What a relief! After 3 bleeding weeks the wisdom tooth was finally returned to the Tooth Fairy. It's not that I want to be a masochist and endure the nightmare of having a bleeding toothache. However the pain of paying RM430.00 at Klinik Pergigian Amim at Taman Universiti for the extraction of me wisdom tooth still haunts me some. And all my cash was used up for them bills, utilities and of course, the much talked petrol.

So when Mamat said he'll be sponsoring the extraction, I said yes before he even finished offering. He said he'd bring me to a clinic he frequented. I was cool with that. Beggars can't be choosers, eh. We drove to Ulu Tiram but the clinic was closed. The sengseh's painkiller immediately deserted me and the pain was bloody immediate! Mamat then suggested we go to the clinic's branch in Masai. He called to confirm and the clinic was opened. So off to Masai only to reach there at 1pm and the good dentist was out for lunch until 2.30pm! Mothafuckin' son of a fuckin' whore!

Reckon the Tooth Fairy below was watching over me. In despair we looked across the road and what did we see? Klinik Pengigian Masai Baru! Blimey. Stopped the traffic and rushed up the first floor and the dentist and his three nurses were all smiles. Pearlies, them all. Three jabs of painkillers and then what looked like a mighty effort, Dr Kashvinder finally managed to dislodge the pain in the arse. And what blasphemy! The bleeding tooth was one ugly sonafabitch. Fortunately the dentist was a Singh. If she's a Kaur... It's embarrassing nevertheless. And what did this adventure cost me sponsor? RM50.00! Shame on you Dr Amim!!!


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

ikat gigi pakai benang, lepas tu hujung satu lagi ikat di tombol pintu... pastu suruh sesapa tolak/tarik pintu tu... maka barangsiapa yg melakukan sedemikian, akan tertanggal giginya yg sakit itu dan bolehlah dia senyum kembali... senyuman itu sedekah.

petua ini adalah pesan khidmat masyarakat dari orang2 tua kampung saya.

Monster Mom said...

sakit gigi....aduih....

tak sanggup... tapi bila bayaq lebeh... lagi sakittt.

tarings said...

@ nasron: kalau gigi yang jongang kat depan ni...buleh gak ikat dengan tali mancing ker....pastu buat mcm pesan khidmat masyarakat dari orang2 tua kampung awak....tapi bila geraham bongsu....ader payah skit kut...hehehe

@ monster mom: betul tu mama...especially when you know you've been had...feel like kicking somebody's buns...and to make it worse...the service of the rm50 dentist far outshone the rm430...nak tolong dentist melayu...nilah balasan nyer...