high speed...eh?

Selamat datang ke TM.
Untuk Bahasa Malaysia, tekan 1.
For English, press 2.

For telephony and data services, press 1.
For internet services, press 2.

We're sorry, all our agents are busy. We got our lives to lead and we don't have time for you. Who the fuck do you think you are calling us at this ungodly hour, you moron. Even though we operate 24-7. Try changing to another provider if you dare.

Toot. Toot. Toot.

Yups. Malaysian service. Exaggerated the last bit but don't you think them sentences passed through their minds. If you managed to get through to them that is. Tried getting them since Thursday. Felt like smashing the modem with them dumbbells. They have to replace it of course. Part of the deal. And as if the friggin' modem sensed it's days are numbered, that mothafuckin' ADSL light finally decided to stop them blings.

And there are 537 unread mails. How do you reply stale mails? How do you even begin to get into stale discussions? High speed me arse.

Might as well spend me time at the Dewan Bahasa shop. They got a sale going on. Mebbe I could get me an Usman Awang classic or two. On the cheap. And doesn't bling.