Friday, January 16, 2009

campaign coffee...eh?


Some coffee do leave a bad taste in your mouth. Especially when that cuppa is political. Especially when everybody's airing each others' dirty laundry for all to see. Forgetting that they are the ones who gonna wake up Monday morning in KT and continue breathing. Especially when the opposition won.

Saw Najib on TV last night. Damn! I know he has white hair.


But last night his hair looked all white and some. Maybe he's morphing into this?

God save us.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

arable...eh?


Maybe it's the fate of them Arabs. To be a race highly regarded by Allah. To have the Prophet Muhammad(peace be upon him) hailed from amongst them. To kill each other. To be rich beyond their own dreams and flaunt their wealth for the world to see and enrich the enemies of Islam in the process. To make asses of themselves. To be poor and living in dilapidated shacks in their own homeland. To be slaughtered by Jews. Arable land indeed. But are Arabs able? Are they too into their tribal or nationalistic shit not to care? Should we care? Allah will definitely care. But He also mentioned something about not helping a race or a group of people until they start helping themselves. Will our effort sufficient? We really hope so.

So what's this about boycotting American and/or Jewish products? Will it help? Will it make a dent in their profit? A few of them products don't even reach our shores, let alone us purchasing them. So what if this campaign manages to close a few outlets or factories here, reckon who'll be the victims? Those factories will sooner move to Vietnam or further east. Reckon those young Malay kids who man the cash register, take orders and mop the floor at McDonalds or arranging goods at Carrefour be able to get a better job in these trying times with only their SPM to show? Those doing shifts in the Permanis's Coca Cola and Maggi/Nestle factories be able to move to Vietnam or further east?



Is being an Arab a curse? Is being a Muslim a curse? Is being a Malay a curse for that matter? Or are these just tests of faith? Maybe if that stretch of arid godforsaken land is just that, arid and godforsaken, could them Arabs live peacefully among them camels and goats. But they have been cursed with black gold and not being equipped with the faculties to match. Despite all them great Islamic scholars of old came from there. Were they not Arabs? Were they Muslims with Arabic sounding names from faraway lands?



Of course we sympathise with them poor innocent Palestinians. We feel for them. Blown to bits, barricaded and no aid coming their way. But do their Arab brothers even care? The last I heard Dubai is still flaunting like crazy. Saudi Arabia is still counting the money they raked in after the just completed Haj season. Apart from the income generated by that cursed black gold. Are other Muslims making it easier for them Palestinians by their interpretations of Islam? Are the Palestinians making it easier for themselves? That arid and godforsaken stretch of no man's land, with those wretched children and toddlers and widows living in dilapidated shanty towns has two factions. Not counting tribal and other allegiances. In the whole Arab world? In the whole of the Muslim world? OIC? Who's the Secretary General of OIC? Ekmeleddin İhsanoğlu? Oh...



Hmm...fortunately there's Ramly burger. Got to check whether they do the Prosperity...

Friday, January 9, 2009

single and not looking...eh?

Single and sure.

A letter written by Bibi Sabariah of Rembau.

As a mother of a 29-year-old daughter who is single (and lethal, as she likes to put it), I read That dreaded ‘M’ word (Weekender, Jan 3) with a chuckle.

I think all parents, especially mothers wish the best for their children, particularly their daughters, as they are the ones who get bombarded with the “M word”.

Indeed, while I would like to see my only daughter settle down with her own knight-in-shining-armour (not that she is in need of any rescuing, mind you), I think it’s much more important for her to be content and fulfilled with her own life, albeit being single, in a relationship or married.

I object to the writer’s mother who is “not proud of having an unmarried daughter living with her”, as I feel mothers should support their daughters.

My daughter has actually asked me several times whether I am ashamed or embarrassed that she hasn’t tied the knot yet, especially since her younger brother recently got married. And inevitably, friends, relatives and guests at the wedding kept asking me when her turn was coming.

My reply to my daughter would always be point-blank “Never”, and my response to all the prying minds would be: “When she’s ready.”

I really wonder why people assume the roles of being nosy-parkers and busy-bodies when it comes to other people’s children?

Although I am worried about my daughter living on her own in the city, I trust that she knows what is best for her. I like to believe that I have raised her well and that she’s more than capable of taking care of herself.

As my daughter’s perspective of life is similar to the writer’s friend: “To be single and happy, and not married and miserable” — I wish all mothers understand their daughters’ feelings more. It’s crucial for them to know that we’ll back them no matter what.
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It used to be simple when filling in online forms. Married or Single.

Now. Well, what can I say. Married. Married but available. Married and looking. Single. Single but not available. Single but not looking. In a relationship. In a relationship but available. In a relationship but looking. Hmm...

Being a non traditionalist, I have to agree with Ms Sabariah's stand. It's no longer what we as parents want. It's not important what the relatives want. And what society wants is a non-issue. It's always what them daughters want. And being non traditionalists themselves, well, I could almost see what's coming.

This period of them girls being teenagers, easily impressed and experimenting, is the one where we as parents should be playing our parts correctly. As a friend, partner, motivator, counsellor and of course when the need arises, a disciplinarian.

It always troubled me when reading news in them papers about juvenile delinquents and delinquencies. Will them girls sway to the dark side? Will they one day get mixed up with the wrong crowd?

And how on earth did that crowd became bad? And I'm talking about bad and destructive crowd of young adults whom are bordering on the criminal here. Not the post modern, non traditionalist crowds who are having fun and not disturbing anyone. Maybe irritating some of them more conservative and religious section of our society. Total parental neglect? Education? Too much time on their hands? And nothing much to do. Too much or too little money? Class distinction? Social rejection? Them kids and young adults are way forward in their thinking for the majority of our conservative Asian society? Clash of cultures? Foreign influences? But them Americans and British complain about their destructive young too. Are them westerners that bad or are we just pointing fingers? Methinks a large majority of them westerners are way polite and cultured than us supposedly charming Asians. So what is wrong with them youths? What or who is poisoning them minds? Or is it just a phase of life that we should not be too overly concerned? We were young and rebellious once. But the line between what is bad and what is just a phase of life and being rebellious is a tad gray if you asked me.

Parenting is always a gamble. This is no exact science that can be tested in a lab with predictable results. It could to a point but there is too much external factors, too many what ifs, too many unpredictability. And then there is of course for us Muslims, Qada' and Qadar.

Guess I just have to read and reread all them How To Be A Good Parent books, Islamic and conventional and just give them girls unconditional love and support, with lots of Doa in between. And hope to live to see them be their independent selves.

Hopefully no and/or nor buts. Just happily married. Or happily single.

Image nicked from Piraro's

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

sole to soul...eh?

Regardless of plans, preparations and such, end of December and the beginning of January never fail to amaze me. Eh...never fail to overwhelm me I meant to say. And what with Ma's condition wrecking havoc in me brains and some.

Fortunately the girls had turned out to be cool dudettes. And they took it upon themselves to manage things. Not too bad I would say. And fortunately, unlike them Simply Red geeks, money is not too tight to mention.

Guess some red, gold and green soles will cheer up the mood some. So let see what we got here. Reckon Ms Imelda Marcos would recoil in horror. Hehehe...

A few models by Adidas.








A few more by Nike...




Cool soles by other cool brands...

Maybe a few for the girls. Reckon they'll love them colours too.



Life is too colourful to lay it to waste.
If only I can spare a few souls for them soles...

Saturday, December 27, 2008

civil...eh?

Are our civil servants less than civil?


Malaysia’s public delivery system has seen some degree of improvement, over the past few years, thanks to the efforts of the Abdullah administration. However, the Public Complaints Bureau has in recent months seen complaints against government frontliners piling up. once again. NURRIS ISHAK finds out where are civil servants going wrong


THOSE who grew up in the 1980s would remember an advertisement by Filem Negara Malaysia on government department frontliners.

The advertisement featured a man waiting in line early in the morning to buy stamps at the post office. The problem was he had no small change and ended up being berated by the clerk behind the counter.

Have things changed since?
Will things ever change?

Over the years, there have been many directives from ministers and chief secretaries to the government directing civil servants to be more courteous and efficient.

Admittedly, some things are much easier. Renewing your passport, for example, is only a matter of hours instead of days.

And gone are the days when getting your identity card would mean waiting for a few months. Now you can get it between 10 and 14 days.

These changes are the result of the push by the administration of Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi to improve the public delivery system in the country.
Yeah, right. Look what his changes did to him.

Recently, though, frontline officers in government agencies have come under fire again.

Statistics from the Public Complaints Bureau (PCB) shows that the number of complaints against government departments and agencies has more than doubled in the past three years.

The complaints range from delays or failure to take action, unsatisfactory quality of service, failure of enforcement, unfair action and failure to adhere to procedures to abuse of power and misconduct.

For the past three years, police recorded the highest number of public complaints received by the bureau, followed by the Public Works Department and government-linked Tenaga Nasional Bhd.

When it comes to states, the most number of complaints in 2006 and last year were against the Selangor government, followed by Johor.

However, Johor tops the list of complaints for the period from January to October this year.
Hmmm...should I emigrate, say to KL? Blueks...I rather endure. But I don't do much government agencies anyways. Just them hospitals and land office to pay their yearly homage. Them hospitals peeps are cool. Them land office counters are fast. No complaints there. But why on earth the government, having the MSC, with a ministry to take care of it and shit doesn't heavily promote the online way? It could easily cut government servants who manned them counters by half. They are the rude and lousy ones anyways. If you're bad, you don't deserve shit. Unfortunately in this real world, those suckers are probably going to be the ones staying. Because they're the better ass-lickers. Hmm...it'd be a pity if the good and polite ones are being unfairly terminated. Maybe we're doomed to pay for incompetencies in this country of ours. Hard luck...

Last week, Chief Secretary to the Government Tan Sri Mohd Sidek Hassan said the rise in the number of complaints should be translated as "the public's response" on how to improve it.

He said the more complaints received, the better it was, because it would help the civil service to see where it was going wrong.

Public Service Department director-general Tan Sri Ismail Adam thrust the much-maligned service into the limelight recently when he said the quality of service among civil servants was on the decline.

Deputy Minister in the Prime Minister's Department Senator T. Murugiah said the Public Service Department should hire quality people to work for the government.

"They should not be taking in their friends or family friends or family members into the service. They must look for quality, not quantity, when recruiting those who want to join the government sector.

"They have to look for those who are academically qualified and disciplined."
About time too. We're a country with too many bureaucratic shit and quotas if you asked me. And this is the result.

Those in the public service sector should also be proactive in dealing with the public and not wait around for the people to call on them before taking action, he said.

"Even then, one of the most common complaints is that the officers in government departments don't answer phone calls. As public servants, they should be serving the public.

"They should go to the ground and meet with people. Most importantly, they should like their jobs.
Hahaha. This is a good one. If you don't land a fat paying job. Or any job at all. Look for one in the public service. Put your legs on the table, spread them wide so that they won't cramp your balls, open the pc and maybe browse for porn, maybe take a nap and wait for your monthly paycheck. If the suffering public dare to even disturb your quality time, it's your bloody right to spew out them nasties and maybe humiliate them for good measure.

"They should realise that they are collecting their salary from the government so they have to perform their duties well, they are obliged to serve the public."

The problem does not lie with the leaders, said Murugiah. Most times, the department or agency leaders are good, but their subordinates fail to follow instructions for whatever reason.
You sure on this Mister Minister? Care to tell the number one or two?

"This is where the problem lies. The order would come from the upper levels, but either it is ignored or executed halfheartedly.

"Some ministries have complained about me, saying that I am interfering in their affairs but I'm only trying to assist them in rectifying the matters."

He said many people had complained that despite having written formal letters, making calls and having spoken with the officers in charge, no action was taken on their complaints. Thus they have no choice but to go to the Public Complaints Bureau.

"The problem is when a ministry or a department has to be represented during the mediation process, they would send officers who don't have the authority to make the decisions. These officers will excuse themselves by saying they have to refer the matter to their higher-ups as they are not the decision makers.

"The problem would then remain unresolved or matters have to be postponed for them to get the approval from their bosses.

"I've tried to explain to all the ministries that when there is a meeting with the PCB, they should send someone who can make decisions.

"It's hard to do my duty. We give the instructions but they don't follow. The leaders want to do their job well. But when the instruction is given, the officers don't want to follow, so the files move very slowly."

The PCB has 270 officers specialising in different areas, and all are well-trained to assist complainants.

"My office is open to the public every Tuesday, from 10am till late at night so that they can come in and lodge their complaints directly to me.

"I have engaged three other officers to assist me, as sometimes we would get between 200 and 300 people coming to lodge complaints."

The director-general of PCB, Dr Tam Weng Wah, said the government had been trying to ensure that the public delivery system was working well, finding out what was lacking and resolving problems.

"The PCB monitors all departments and agencies, and some may be more difficult to deal with than others, sometimes because of the bureaucracies.

"But if we were to compare the number of complaints against the size of the population, it is quite low.
You want to wait until the number of complaints is comparatively big? Most don't bother complaining, stoopid. They just vent their frustrations by voting the government out the next time around.

"The delivery system has improved by leaps and bounds in certain cases. As the technology changes, we can still improve it further."

maybe...
yeah...maybe...


lemon republic...eh?


ROBERT SKIDELSKY: This is a crisis of deviant economics

ECONOMICS, it seems, has very little to tell us about the current economic crisis. Indeed, no less a figure than former United States Federal Reserve chairman Alan Greenspan recently confessed that his entire "intellectual edifice" had been "demolished" by recent events.
Scratch around the rubble, however, and one can come up with useful fragments. One of them is called "asymmetric information".

This means that some people know more about some things than other people. Not a very startling insight, perhaps. But apply it to buyers and sellers. Suppose the seller of a product knows more about its quality than the buyer does, or vice-versa. Interesting things happen -- so interesting that the inventors of this idea received Nobel Prizes in economics.

In 1970, George Akerlof published a famous paper called The Market for Lemons. His main example was a used-car market. The buyer doesn't know whether what is being offered is a good car or a "lemon". His best guess is that it is a car of average quality, for which he will pay only the average price.

Because the owner won't be able to get a good price for a good car, he won't place good cars on the market. So the average quality of used cars offered for sale will go down. The lemons squeeze out the oranges.

Another well-known example concerns insurance. This time it is the buyer who knows more than the seller, since the buyer knows his risk behaviour, physical health and so on.

The insurer faces "adverse selection", because he cannot distinguish between good and bad risks. He, therefore, sets an average premium too high for healthy contributors and too low for unhealthy ones. This will drive out the healthy contributors, saddling the insurer with a portfolio of bad risks -- the quick road to bankruptcy.

There are various ways to equalise the information available -- for example, warranties for used cars and medical certificates for insurance. But, since these devices cost money, asymmetric information always leads to worse results than would otherwise occur.

All of this is relevant to financial markets because the "efficient market hypothesis" -- the dominant paradigm in finance -- assumes that everyone has perfect information and, therefore, that all prices express the real value of goods for sale.

But any finance professional will tell you that some know more than others, and they earn more, too. Information is king. But just as in used-car and insurance markets, asymmetric information in finance leads to trouble.

A typical "adverse selection" problem arises when banks can't tell the difference between a good and bad investment -- a situation analogous to the insurance market.

The borrower knows the risk is high, but tells the lender it is low. The lender who can't judge the risk goes for investments that promise higher yields. This particular model predicts that banks will over-invest in high-risk, high-yield projects, i.e. asymmetric information lets toxic loans onto the credit market.

Other models use principal/agent behaviour to explain "momentum" (herd behaviour) in financial markets.

Although designed before the current crisis, these models seem to fit current observations rather well: banks lending to entrepreneurs who could never repay, and asset prices changing even if there were no changes in conditions.

But a moment's thought will show why these models cannot explain today's general crisis. They rely on someone getting the better of someone else: the better informed gain, at least in the short-term, at the expense of the worse informed. In fact, they are in the nature of swindles. So these models cannot explain a situation in which everyone, or almost everyone, is losing -- or, for that matter, winning -- at the same time.

The theorists of asymmetric information occupy a deviant branch of mainstream economics. They agree with the mainstream that there is perfect information available somewhere out there, including perfect knowledge about how the different parts of the economy fit together.

They differ only in believing that not everyone possesses it. In Akerlof's example, the problem with selling a used car at an efficient price is not that no one knows how likely it is to break down, but rather that the seller knows well how likely it is to break down, and the buyer does not.

And yet the true problem is that, in the real world, no one is perfectly informed. Those who have better information try to deceive those who have worse; but they are deceiving themselves that they know more than they do.

If only one person were perfectly informed, there could never be a crisis -- someone would always make the right calls at the right time.

But only God is perfectly informed, and He does not play the stock market.

"The outstanding fact," John Maynard Keynes wrote in his General Theory of Employment, Interest and Money, "is the extreme precariousness of the basis of knowledge on which our estimates of prospective yield have to be made."

There is no perfect knowledge "out there" about the correct value of assets, because there is no way we can tell what the future will be like.

Rather than dealing with asymmetric information, we are dealing with different degrees of no information. Herd behaviour arises, Keynes thought, not from attempts to deceive, but from the fact that, in the face of the unknown, we seek safety in numbers. Economics, in other words, must start from the premise of imperfect rather than perfect knowledge. It may then get nearer to explaining why we are where we are today.

The writer, a member of the British House of Lords, is professor emeritus of political economy at Warwick University, author of a prize-winning biography of economist John Maynard Keynes and a board member of the Moscow School of Political Studies

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Deviant indeed. And to compound it, the herd mentality. We are in for some zingy shit here mates.

Image nicked as always from Bizarro.

Friday, December 26, 2008

maybe...eh?

Operative Note.

Perioperative Procedures

Perioperative Findings

Intussusception noted at rectal area.
Easily reducible intra operative.
Cauliflower ulcerated rectal tumour noted which was not circumferential.
No ascites fluid noted in the peritonal cavity. Liver palpated, no nodule felt.

Operative Procedures.

i) Access:
- Lower midline


ii) Procedure:

- Pt on supine position and under GA.
- Area clean and draped.
- Lower midline incision.
- Peritoneal cavity entered in layer.
- Findings noted as above.
- The small intestines are walled off and a self-retaining retractor
is inserted into the wound.
- The peritoneum is divided anterior to the rectum at the level of
the base of the cervix.
- After the peritoneal attachments have all been divided, and the
rectum is freed both posteriorly and anteriorly.
- The inferior mesenteric artery is ligated as it arises from the aorta.
- Inferior mesenteric vein is divided.
- Demartel clamped at proximal part and divided between the clamps.
- Distal segment is mobilised and cut using linear cutter size 60.
- Rectal wash done from elow using Povidone iodine.
Hemostasis secured and end to end anastomosis done using circular stapler size 29.
- Proximal and distal doughnut checked.
- Anastomosis site reinforced as its serosal layer with safil 3/0.
- Insufflation test done with negative finding.
- Passive drain inserted at the pelvic region.
- Rectus closed with loop dafilon 1/0.
- Skin closed with stapler.

iii) Specimens sent:
1. Low anterior resection specimen
2. Apical lymph node
3. Mesenteric and mesorectal lymph node (>11 nodes)
4. Proximal doughnut
5. Distal doughnut

NBM

IVD 2.5l/24 hour
Monitor BP/PR/RR hourly then 4 hourly if stable
O2 3l/min with Spo2 monitoring 4 hourly
IV augmentin 1.2g tds
Analgesic - PCA morphine
Flatus tube and abdominal drain chart
Chest physio and deep breathing exercise
Wi D3
Stapler removal D7
To get gastrograffin enema at POD5 - POD7
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I can't decipher any of these medical geeks wordplay. But reckon it's a good sign. Gotta have Doctor Rocky decipher them for me. Yeah, his straightforwardness is a tad brutal but at least he's not one to give false hope.

The important thing is Ma is recuperating and responding well post operation. And her nervous smiles pre-operation was replaced by more radiant ones. She's always been a strong lady and reckon this is not the time she's gonna go soft. She's always been a fighter. And this is a fight she intends to win.

Thank you O God, The Merciful and The Compassionate. We'll always accept what is planned for us. The good with gladness and some. The bad with redha and open heart. For this life is always for You O God, The Merciful and The Compassionate.